ROSTER CALL · REAL SUBMISSIONS, MANUAL PAYOUT

$INTERN don't get equity.
They get burned.

Five interns are live. More are coming, and the community picks what they do. Pitch a role you'd actually want $INTERN to do for you — content, trading, capital management, whatever — and if treasury picks it up, the winner gets paid in $INTERN from the treasury wallet.

... ideas submitted so far

STATUS: FINE. SUPPLY: DOWN.

THE CREW TODAY

Five jobs, all real. Yours could be the seventh.

$INTERN × SPACE × COMPUTE

Pitch the next intern

What's real right now: this form writes to a real database, and every submission gets read. What's not built yet: there's no automatic selection or on-chain payout. The team reviews ideas and pays chosen ones in $INTERN by hand from the treasury wallet — same discretionary pattern as this site's other treasury-funded features. If that changes to something automatic, this notice changes with it.